These are photos from last night’s American Country Awards in Las Vegas. You might be like me and ask yourself, “Why does Carrie Underwood look so insanely and uncharacteristically happy?” Seriously, Carrie’s sour puss usually rivals Jessica Alba’s “natural bitchface” – so why does Carrie’s smile look so unforced here? Is it because, at long last, after several years of being “Oh, her” at awards shows, Carrie was the undisputed STAR last night? Taylor Swift wasn’t there. Jennifer Nettles wasn’t there. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban weren’t there. It was Carrie’s moment to shine!
So, how did Carrie do? Horribly. The dress is Maria Lucia Hohan, and it looks like one of cream-puff dressed that Katy Perry would fail to pull off, or a dress that would make me yawn if Taylor Swift wore it. The skirt is too short, so it gives Carrie the look of a young girl who has outgrown her “party dress.” Plus, the Ryan Haber shoes just look awful and uncomfortable. I’m really disgusted with this whole ensemble.
Also sharing the spotlight with Carrie? Miranda Lambert! Miranda is big-busted, and I respect that as a fellow big-boob-haver, but I would love it if Miranda would find flattering dresses that showed off her figure in a classy way.
Speaking of boob issues, Kristin Chenowith. I love her, but this dress is WRONG. Whatever is happening to her boobs is just wrong.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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